1) Your kids won't become drug-addicted losers if you eat dinner as a family.Wow, I'm blown away. I must be just completely out of touch because I never would have guessed the average American family not only never eats together, but also is too incompetent in the kitchen to make even a simple casserole.
2) We know you can't eat dinner as a family now because you're too busy to cook.
3) So have a family dinner with "healthy" individual frozen meals from Stouffer's!
If this is true it's gonna take some of the fun out of accusing other people of living in bubbles...